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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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