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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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