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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown


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