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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown


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