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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide


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