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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger


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