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Why wine and cheese pair well

Trash Snack thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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