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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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