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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

The two of you was intricate together. - Archie Bunker

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

Kindness is the golden chain by which society is bound together. - Johann von Goethe

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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