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Spot the Snow Leopard

Can you find the leopard in this picture?

Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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