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Spot the Snow Leopard

Can you find the leopard in this picture?

Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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