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Snow Tires for Seniors

Ready for winter

I was informed by the CBC TV News anchor that I should NOT use my all-weather summer rubber during the winter. He said I should install winter snow tires, and it would be best to also have studded tires on. I'm a believer, so I jacked up the front end and installed two shiny new case-hardened stainless steel studs.
Now I am ready for whatever Mother Nature sends this way.
Snow Tires for Seniors thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown


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