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Smoking In The Boy's Room

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Smoking In The Boy's Room thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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