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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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