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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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