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Seas And Greetings

Nautical Salutations to seafarers around the world

Seas And Greetings thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Seas And Greetings thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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