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I tend to scare myself. - Stephen King

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. - Julie Sorel

So few want to be rebels anymore. And out of those few, most, like myself, scare easily. - Ray Bradbury

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I started to realize how many great things could happen by confronting the things that scare you most. - David Archuleta

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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