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Route Our Parents Took To School

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Route Our Parents Took To School thanks to Roy Taylor

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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