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Route Our Parents Took To School

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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