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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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