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Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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