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Jethro's axellent idea to combine his yard tools

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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