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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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