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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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