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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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