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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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