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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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