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OCD Guy

He's old, cranky and demented

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Obsession symptoms
Fear of contamination or dirt
Having things orderly and symmetrical
Aggressive or horrific thoughts about harming yourself or others
Unwanted thoughts, including aggression

Compulsion symptoms
Washing and cleaning
Counting
Checking
Demanding reassurances
Following a strict routine
Orderliness
QuotaBills
Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. - Cicero

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The only thing that has ever made me feel old is those few times where I allow myself to be predictable. - Carlos Santana

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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