#1 humor site on the 'net

Mountain Lookout

Location, Location, Location

Mountain Lookout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - Unknown

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out. After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak. - George Downing

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


Spiral Staircase

Clogged Sink

Scuba Diving Sucks

Water Bomber Pilot

Car Paint

Scottish Haircut

The Definition Of Old

Redneck Pool Table

Clint Eastwood

Playing Through

Island Music

Arch Enemies

Firemen's Revenge

Pipeline Security

Gun Exhaust

Canadian Food Chain

Flintstone Drum Set

Bird Cage Illness

Grasping Shirt

Lip Clouds

Key Frame

Texas Office Chair

IKEA Food Size

It's A Cracker