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Memorial Day Heroes

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Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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