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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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