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Memorial Day Heroes

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Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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