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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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