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Manitoba Spring Preparation

Preparing for any kind of weather in the Moistwet Territories

Manitoba Spring Preparation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Be prepared and be honest. - John Wooden

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

I am prepared to go anywhere, provided it be forward. - David Livingstone

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind. - Louis Pasteur

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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