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Love Feeding Birds

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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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