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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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