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Life of Freedom and Peace

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood


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