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Kaanapali Sunset

Ending a perfect day at Dukes Restaurant in Maui

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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