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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Outside noisy, inside empty. - Chinese Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald


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