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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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