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Hannuka Plant

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Hannuka Plant thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan


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