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Golfers and Scotch

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Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Where there's a Will there's a Fairway. - Unknown

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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