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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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