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You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor E. Frankl

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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