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Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

The most realistic regime in the world. No ideals. - Golda Meir

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Nothing in the world is irreversible, not even capitalism. - Fidel Castro

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it. - Helen Keller

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Conquer the world by intelligence, and not merely by being slavishly subdued by the terror that comes from it. - Bertrand Russell

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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