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The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

Do first things first, and second things not at all. - Peter F Drucker

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny Youngman

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

Modern rugby players like to get their retaliation in first. - Kim Fletcher

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

If you are first, you are first. If you are second, you are nothing. - Bill Shankly

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

A goal casually set and lightly taken is freely abandoned at the first obstacle. - Zig Ziglar

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. - P.J. O'Rourke

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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