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If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Nothing will ever be accomplished if all possible objections must be first overcome. - Samuel Johnson

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith


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