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Fallen Heroes

Remembering those who made Freedom and Peace possible

Fallen Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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