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Fallen Heroes

Remembering those who made Freedom and Peace possible

Fallen Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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