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Exercise I've Done This Year

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Exercise I've Done This Year thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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