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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

Making Hockey More Popular

Suitcase WorkPlace

One-Knight Stands

Stealth Cell Phone Tower

Holes of the World