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Elephant Instructions

How To manual for your newly purchased elephant

Elephant Instructions thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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