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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The 1st period is won by the best technician. The 2nd period is won by the kid in the best shape. The 3rd period is won by the kid with the biggest heart. - Dan Gable

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve, and bad things are very easy to get. - Unknown

Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each is to succeed. - Corita Kent

How desperately we wish to maintain our trust in those we love! In the face of everything, we try to find reasons to trust. Because losing faith is worse than falling out of love. - Sonia Johnson

There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. - Ernest Hemingway


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