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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison

Occasionally in life there are moments which cannot be completely explained by words. Their meaning can only be articulated by the inaudible language of the heart. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It is intolerable that the world's religions - founded on the values of love and compassion - should provide a pretext for the expression of hatred and violence. - Federico Mayor

Horror is so often a 'thinkless' genre, sort of considered popcorn movies, but you really put a lot of, not just heart and soul, but a lot of physical energy into it. - Fran Kranz

They won't love you anymore; they would start disrespecting you and hating you because you turned to be an infidel for them by not believing anymore in what they believe. - M.F. Moonzajer

Trust your own instincts, go inside, follow your heart. Right from the start. go ahead and stand up for what you believe in. As I've learned, that's the path to happiness. - Lesley Ann Warren

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero

You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place. - Miriam Adeney


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