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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Those who intend on becoming great should love neither themselves or their own things, but only what is just, whether it happens to be done by themselves or others. - Plato

No man can tell whether he is rich or poor by turning to his ledger. It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. - Henry Ward Beecher


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