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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

I'm afraid of love, because it involves things that are beyond our understanding; it sheds such a brilliant light, but the shadow it casts frightens me. - Paulo Cohelo


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