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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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