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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Silence is one of the great arts of conversation. - Hannah More

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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