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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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