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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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