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Upward spinal (spiral) - Archie Bunker

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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