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Upward spinal (spiral) - Archie Bunker

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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