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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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