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Camel Visitor

Unexpected zoo visitor pops by for a chat

Camel Visitor thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones. - Erin Morgenstern

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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