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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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