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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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