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Anti Social Social Club

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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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