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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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