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Aeroflot Announcement

Donald Trump starts love-in with Putin Inc.

Aeroflot Announcement thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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