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1934 Modern Home

Affordable housing by Sears, Roebuck and Company

1934 Modern Home thanks to Barry McCartney

1934 Modern Home thanks to Barry McCartney

Sears, Roebuck and Company (aka Sears), is an American chain of department stores founded by Richard Warren Sears and Alvah Curtis Roebuck in 1892 and 1906. Formerly based at the Sears Tower in Chicago and currently headquartered in Hoffman Estates, Illinois, the business began as a mail ordering catalog company, and began opening retail locations in 1925. The company was bought by Kmart in 2005. Sears had divisions in Canada and Mexico, but were sold, as well as several other subsidiaries within its brand.

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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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