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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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