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Bench sign dedicated to men who lost the will to live whilst following their partners around Chester shoe shops (near Liverpool, England)

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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