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Why Wear A Safety Helmet?

Getting a-head of job site safety regulations

Why Wear A Safety Helmet? thanks to Robert Thiessen

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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