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Texan Prayer: I have learned to be content in whatever state I am

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Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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